... forgive me for I have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. As of today at 5:00 pm (Mountain time) I have crossed over to the dark side by bringing home my first pair of skinny skis... that's right... cross country skis. I have, in my weakened state, succumbed to the great Montana 'way'. True to the manly man downhill skiers pledge of Jackson Hole, I promise to not be seen in public with said skinny skis... I pledge to store them out of visible sight... I pledge to destroy all photographic proof... I promise to return to fat skis in order that all of the celestial orbs will return to their proper cosmic alignment... and I pledge that I shall not fall from grace a second time... unless of course their is something fun and exciting about this age old winter 'sport' :-) . Do I have to wear the spandex?
That is all!!!
Please post a photo of you on your new skis! Especially if you decided to wear that groovy outfit!
Posted by: Ashley | February 27, 2009 at 11:58 AM
Don't believe a word of this, he begged me to open the store and get him the skinny skis. He has fallen off the map and is also looking at boarding......
Posted by: RJB | February 27, 2009 at 07:14 PM
I am officially mourning. I have torn my clothes and will be wearing black indefinitely...
Posted by: Julie | February 28, 2009 at 03:43 PM
All is lost!!!! Back away. Time will heal this wound. There is hope and potentially a 12 step program to bring you back to a proper balance. God be with you....
Posted by: JT | March 21, 2009 at 07:28 PM